Posted by
Charlie Bravo on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:18:32 PM
Oh, sorry. That's Democrapitic-mobile.
You know, I listen to these wieners cry about the plantet and our fragile environment and I cannot believe those of us on the right have not just kicked their dumb sissy butts. In the daytime, it's hot. At night, it's not. When the sky is clear, it's hot. When clouds show up, it's not. What's missing? They can't figure it out. But they want to tell the rest of us how to live. It's embarrassing.
Well, I don't want to live their way. I want to drive a big car that goes like NASCAR. They want us to pedal an electric YUGO. Screw them and the Senators who hate Big Oil. I love Big Oil. Big Oil makes my car go. Big Oil keeps grandma warm in the winter. Big Oil is the only thing in the retirement plan that is working. I don't want to do with less. If I did, I'd move to Mexico where less is in abundance and so are people who want to get the heck out. I want more oil. I want to drill in that frozen desert called ANWAR if it drives every smelly caribou to extinction. In fact, I want to bar-b-q the caribou to extinction and use their fur to make coats that only rich people can afford until we make enough of them to flood the market and they get cheap. Really cheap. Like stuff gets when you have too much of it. Like oil would get if we could go and drill for it instead of listening to a bunch of washed up old farts complain about Big Oil!